GUMMY LITTLE BASTARDS — MINI PUMICE HAND SCRUBBIES

GUMMY LITTLE BASTARDS — MINI PUMICE HAND SCRUBBIES

Cute enough to eat. Mean enough to scrub.

Small but mighty pumice soaps made to help scrub away dirt, grime, grease, and whatever else your hands got into. Fine cosmetic pumice adds extra scrubbing power while the soap base gets to work cleaning.

SIZE: 5-Pack

CHOOSE YOUR SCENT:
Select your fragrance from the available options.

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CHOOSE YOUR PUMICE PREFERENCE:
Not all dirty hands require the same level of intervention. Choose Light, Regular, or Heavy pumice depending on how much scrubbing power you want.
Small — Lighter Scrub: A little extra grit for everyday dirty hands.
Medium — Moderate Scrub: More scrubbing power for tougher dirt and grime.
Large — Heavy Scrub: Maximum grit for seriously dirty, hardworking hands.

ABOUT THE COLOR:
These little bastards come in assorted colors. Color may vary and is not necessarily tied to the fragrance you choose. Because each batch is handmade, slight color variations are part of the deal.

HOW TO USE:
Wet hands and scrubby. Work into a lather, concentrating on dirty or rough areas, then rinse thoroughly. For external use only. Avoid broken or irritated skin.

INGREDIENTS:
Soap Base [Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerin, Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Sorbitol, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitan Oleate, Oat Protein, Titanium Dioxide, Shea Butter], Fine Cosmetic Pumice, Fragrance Oil, Soap Colorant [Sorbitol, Water, Glycerin, Sodium Carboxymethylcellulose, Potassium Sorbate], Blue 1, Yellow 5, Red 40.

SHELF LIFE: 6 Months

Made in small batches by The Survival Department.

Everything you didn’t know you needed to keep your sh** together.